Osric Chau, Ladies and gentlemen
Crowley carries Kevin’s finger around everywhere.
Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.
ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step
fun date idea:
take me to comic con
drop me off
Can you imagine if someone showed him this? Jared would laugh his giant ass off and Jensen would just give him the silent “die slowly” glare.
now I want a Supernatural where they meet Da Vinci (his ghost or time travel, I don’t even care) and Da Vinci spends the whole episode in awe of Dean and makes numerous sketches of his face
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore